{"id":3829,"date":"2025-06-09T10:14:50","date_gmt":"2025-06-09T10:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rjgreenphoto.com\/Blog\/?p=3829"},"modified":"2026-03-01T16:04:57","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T16:04:57","slug":"good-morning-your-guide-to-utter-nonsense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rjgreenphoto.com\/Blog\/good-morning-your-guide-to-utter-nonsense\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3830 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/rjgreenphoto.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/RJG-GoodMorning-2022Cover.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rjgreenphoto.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/RJG-GoodMorning-2022Cover.jpg 400w, https:\/\/rjgreenphoto.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/RJG-GoodMorning-2022Cover-188x300.jpg 188w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>&nbsp;<\/h3>\n<h3><strong><span class=\"a-text-bold\">\u201cGood Morning\u201d is a <\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\">collection<\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold\"> of <\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\">thoughts<\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold\">, <\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\">opinions<\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold\">, and <\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\">gibberish<\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold\"> to <\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\">inspire your life<\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold\">.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<div id=\"bookDescription_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"bookDescription\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"bookDescription\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"bookDescription_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"1a1yjp-55zcth-j1nid1-g5lb64\" data-cel-widget=\"bookDescription_feature_div\">\n<div class=\"a-expander-collapsed-height a-row a-expander-container a-spacing-base a-expander-partial-collapse-container\" data-a-expander-name=\"book_description_expander\" data-a-expander-collapsed-height=\"280\">\n<p class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content a-expander-content-expanded\" data-expanded=\"true\">Once I took the subway home but I couldn\u2019t fit it in my living room.<\/p>\n<p>I considered becoming a political revolutionary until I learned the hours weren\u2019t steady and I couldn\u2019t collect unemployment.<\/p>\n<p>I made a fortune in the stock market thanks to my dog. I\u2019d mention a particular stock, and if he barked once, I\u2019d buy it. Twice, I wouldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>One woman I went out with demanded that I be faithful. I thought she was talking about being religious.<\/p>\n<p>I still drive my first car. My grandfather sold it to me. It was his first car.<\/p>\n<p>I bought some dehydrated meals for a camping trip. It came packaged with dehydrated water. Not sure what to do.<\/p>\n<h4 class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content a-expander-content-expanded\" data-expanded=\"true\"><strong><span class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\">Need more insight? Seeking inspiration? A reality check? Then look no further because you will find your answers in my book!<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B07PPBXJ5F\">Available on Amazon<\/a><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u201cGood Morning\u201d is a collection of thoughts, opinions, and gibberish to inspire your life. Once I took the subway home but I couldn\u2019t fit it in my living room. I considered becoming a political revolutionary until I learned the hours weren\u2019t steady and I couldn\u2019t collect unemployment. 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