“Good Morning” is a collection of thoughts, opinions, and gibberish to inspire your life.
My dad taught me how to drive. He had one rule. He said, “Son, never use the steering wheel.”
“I made a fortune in the stock market thanks to my dog. I’d mention a particular stock and if he barked once, I’d buy it. Twice, I wouldn’t.”
“My doctor put me on a gluten free diet. And said to get a gluten free dog.”
“For years, I’ve suffered from a sleeping disorder. I wake up.”
“I applied for a job at the unemployment office. They asked for my qualifications. I said I was unemployed. They said I was overqualified.”
