“Good Morning” is a collection of thoughts, opinions, and gibberish to inspire your life.
Once I took the subway home but I couldn’t fit it in my living room.
I considered becoming a political revolutionary until I learned the hours weren’t steady and I couldn’t collect unemployment.
I made a fortune in the stock market thanks to my dog. I’d mention a particular stock, and if he barked once, I’d buy it. Twice, I wouldn’t.
One woman I went out with demanded that I be faithful. I thought she was talking about being religious.
I still drive my first car. My grandfather sold it to me. It was his first car.
I bought some dehydrated meals for a camping trip. It came packaged with dehydrated water. Not sure what to do.
