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A Photographer Who Wants To Be A Comedian.

Dating was difficult for me. Women did not like it when I’d show up in my shorts, asking for something to wear . . . 

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me recently. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers . . . 

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