New Jersey Corporate Portrait Photography

A Photographer Who Wants To Be A Comedian.

I tried going on a blind date but we were both blindfolded and couldn’t find each other.

I awoke today feeling depressed. My wife left me. She said it was because I slept on a mattress covered in granola bars. I was confused. I took them out of the wrappers.

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