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The Adventures of Splendid Forsythe: Time Travelers Never Die
Best friends as kids. Enemies as adults. What happened?
It’s July 16, 1969. In New Jersey, two boys, Splendid and his best friend Eric, built a water-powered rocket for Splendid to blast off and join the Apollo astronauts on their journey to the moon. (Didn’t go as planned.)
In 1987, ex-astronaut Splendid returns home to find Eric, now a wealthy businessman, seeking revenge. With plans to kill him, Eric’s weapon is an alien time machine he discovered. He transports Splendid to the year 2022 to drown in the ocean off the coast of Iceland. He is rescued.
Eric perseveres, sending Splendid to multiple timelines where he escapes every attempt on his life. (Even in 16th-century Spain, he finds his way back to 2022.) Desperate, Eric believes he’s found the perfect destination with no hope of survival for Splendid and the woman who has helped him—feeding them to the dinosaurs!
What did Splendid do to make his best friend want to kill him? Will he make it back home to 1987? Find out in The Adventures of Splendid Forsythe: Time Travelers Never Die.
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(there are no) Answers to the Mysteries:
Do YOU have questions that NEED answers?
BIGFOOT—Is it just a foot, or does it have a whole body attached?
GHOSTS—Where do they shop for clothes?
LIFE AFTER DEATH—Will you need a driver’s license?
UFOs—They gave the Vikings deodorant, doubling their life expectancy.
Plato—What did he say on his deathbed?
You will read interviews with ghosts, scientists, farmers, and plumbers. People who have had contact with Bigfoot, the reincarnated, aliens, and MORE!
The biggest mystery: Ronald Smith claimed he was invincible and willing to prove it. A junkyard owner offered the challenge of escaping from his automobile compactor. Smith accepted, sitting in a 1965 Chevy, and was crushed into a one-inch cube. Men screamed, women fainted, and children applauded when Mr. Smith emerged as the world’s only one-inch man!
Three words in the title, “there are no”, inform the reader NO answers will be given! With stories like these, some questions are better left unanswered. Scroll up to buy Answers to the Mysteries: An Exploration of the Unknown and find out why!
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Five Pumpkins & A Head:
Nick is a struggling standup comedian in his twenties who works the graveyard shift as a security guard in a factory possessed by a dark, evil entity.
As the tale unfolds, Nick daydreams about his former fiancé while struggling to understand the unearthly events happening around him at work.
Suddenly, a nightclub appears in the basement of the empty factory at midnight. He hears the laughter. There are calls for him to get on stage and tell jokes. He feels terror.
Walking on his security rounds, surrounded by giant machines, dim lighting, and sharp, black shadows, he finds an employee frozen in a block of ice. He climbs stairs in a narrow hallway to the second floor, where the ceiling descends, trying to crush him.
The evil that surrounds him at work follows into his private life. When he goes out for a night on the town, it follows him.
He’s trapped in the night in a factory that wants him dead. Nick retreats into his daydreams to give him the strength to live.
Find out why, wherever he goes, the Evil Spirit follows.
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He’s running for president. The favorite to win. He made one bad decision.
The day before the election, Harry Keaton got drunk and robbed a bank. On Election Day morning, he assembled a team of fixers. He has only sixteen hours to succeed.
Will Harry move into the White House? Or a jail cell? Find out in Election Day for President of the United States: Breaking the Law.
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Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense:
“Good Morning” is a collection of thoughts, opinions, and gibberish to inspire your life.
– I knew from the start that my marriage would be different. My wife wanted separate apartments.
– My dad taught me how to drive. He had one rule. He said, “Son, never use the steering wheel.”
– “I made a fortune in the stock market thanks to my dog. I’d mention a particular stock and if he barked once, I’d buy it. Twice, I wouldn’t.”
– “You can never tell how your dietary habits will change. I stopped eating potatoes when my wife started to look like one.”
– “My doctor put me on a gluten free diet. And said to get a gluten free dog.”
– “For years, I’ve suffered from a sleeping disorder. I wake up.”
– “I considered becoming a political revolutionary until I learned the hours weren’t steady and you couldn’t collect unemployment.”
– “One woman I went out with demanded that I be faithful. I thought she was talking about being religious.”
– “My Dad has a full head of hair but wears a toupee so he doesn’t have to comb his real hair.”
– “I still drive my first car. My grandfather sold it to me. It was his first car.”
– “I applied for a job at the unemployment office. They asked for my qualifications. I said I was unemployed. They said I was overqualified.”
Need more insight? Seeking inspiration? A reality check? Then look no further because you will find your answers in my book!
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The Flat Earth Gang:
Some believe the Earth is flat. Others believe the Earth is a cube. Why are they enemies?
A stranger targeted Jim and Elaine on holiday in Dublin, Ireland, slipping a digital card into Jim’s hand before vanishing into the crowd. They were sucked into the middle of a dangerous fight between rival flat-Earth gangs and corrupt politicians fighting for the card.
Threatened, kidnapped, and chased across Ireland and Iceland, Jim and Elaine sought help from hackers to decipher the card. Flat-Earthers and politicians proved they were desperate when they terrorized Jim’s mom to force him to hand it over.
The digital card remained at the center of the battle. Jim and Elaine were losing, attempting to unlock its secrets. Would it cost them their lives?
Why were Jim and Elaine targeted? What secrets does the card hold that some will kill for?
Find out in The Flat Earth Gang: Trouble in Paradise.