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The Adventures of Splendid Forsythe: Time Travelers Never Die
Best friends as kids. Enemies as adults.
It’s July 16, 1969. Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins have launched on their trip to the moon! In New Jersey, two boys, Splendid and his best friend Eric, built a water-powered rocket for Splendid to blast off and join the Apollo astronauts on their journey.
Fast-forward to 1987. Splendid, now an ex-astronaut, returns to his hometown, only to be confronted by Eric’s sinister plot for revenge.
In 2022, Eric discovers an alien time machine and uses it to send Splendid into the future to die. But Splendid survives, and Eric isn’t ready to give up just yet.
Eric tries again, choosing a destination with no hope of survival—the Moon! Splendid turns the impossible into the possible and lives, enraging his childhood friend.
Desperate for victory, Eric transports Splendid millions of years into the past.
What did Splendid do to make his best friend want to kill him?
Will Splendid return home to 1987?
Find out in this thrilling science fiction time travel adventure that will keep YOU on the edge of your seat!!
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(there are no) Answers to the Mysteries:
Do YOU have questions that NEED answers?
BIGFOOT—Is it just a foot, or does it have a whole body attached?
GHOSTS—Where do they shop for clothes?
LIFE AFTER DEATH—Will you need a driver’s license?
UFO’s—It was recently discovered that Aliens gave the Vikings deodorant and thus doubled their life expectancy.
You will read interviews with ghosts, scientists, farmers, and plumbers. People who have had contact with Bigfoot, the reincarnated, aliens, and MORE!
Three words in the title “there are no” informs the reader that there are NO answers to be found! Because with stories like these, Answers are not required.
Find out why in Answers to the Mysteries!
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Five Pumpkins & A Head:
Nick is a struggling standup comedian in his twenties who works the graveyard shift as a security guard in a factory possessed by a dark, evil entity.
As the tale unfolds, Nick daydreams about his former fiancé while struggling to understand the unearthly events happening around him at work.
Suddenly, a nightclub appears in the basement of the empty factory at midnight. He hears the laughter. There are calls for him to get on stage and tell jokes. He feels terror.
Walking on his security rounds, surrounded by giant machines, dim lighting, and sharp, black shadows, he finds an employee frozen in a block of ice. He climbs stairs in a narrow hallway to the second floor, where the ceiling descends, trying to crush him.
The evil that surrounds him at work follows into his private life. When he goes out for a night on the town, it follows him.
He’s trapped in the night in a factory that wants him dead. Nick retreats into his daydreams to give him the strength to live.
Find out why, wherever he goes, the Evil Spirit follows.
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Election Day for President of the United States:
You are a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. And it’s Election Day. And you are the overwhelming favorite to win. Would YOU do anything to screw up a sure thing?
The day before the election, Harry Keaton got drunk and robbed a bank. On Election Day morning, he assembled a team of fixers. He only has 16 hours to succeed. Will Harry be able to save his campaign and become President?
Find out if he moves into the White House or a jail cell!
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Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense:
“Good Morning” is a collection of thoughts, opinions, and gibberish to inspire your life.
– I knew from the start that my marriage would be different. My wife wanted separate apartments.
– My dad taught me how to drive. He had one rule. He said, “Son, never use the steering wheel.”
– “I made a fortune in the stock market thanks to my dog. I’d mention a particular stock and if he barked once, I’d buy it. Twice, I wouldn’t.”
– “You can never tell how your dietary habits will change. I stopped eating potatoes when my wife started to look like one.”
– “My doctor put me on a gluten free diet. And said to get a gluten free dog.”
– “For years, I’ve suffered from a sleeping disorder. I wake up.”
– “I considered becoming a political revolutionary until I learned the hours weren’t steady and you couldn’t collect unemployment.”
– “One woman I went out with demanded that I be faithful. I thought she was talking about being religious.”
– “My Dad has a full head of hair but wears a toupee so he doesn’t have to comb his real hair.”
– “I still drive my first car. My grandfather sold it to me. It was his first car.”
– “I applied for a job at the unemployment office. They asked for my qualifications. I said I was unemployed. They said I was overqualified.”
Need more insight? Seeking inspiration? A reality check? Then look no further because you will find your answers in my book!
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The Flat Earth Gang:
“Who are these people?” asked Jim.
“Some believe the Earth is flat. Others believe the Earth is flat and a six-sided square.”
“You mean a cube? They believe the Earth is a cube and not round?!”
“Yes, and they’re fighting each other for world dominance,” someone told him.
It all began in the quaint city of Dublin, Ireland, where Jim and Elaine were enjoying a romantic getaway. But their peaceful vacation takes a dangerous turn when a stranger slips a digital card into Jim’s hand and disappears into the bustling crowd. Suddenly, they are thrust into the middle of a deadly power struggle between rival gangs of the flat Earth movement and corrupt politicians who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the valuable information.
On the run, Jim and Elaine uncover a web of international intrigue and danger. They soon realize that flat-Earthers, square-cube flat-Earthers, and politicians will do anything to get the card—even if it means resorting to violence and murder.
“What the hell’s on that damn card?” Jim demands as they continue their dangerous journey.
Find out in The Flat Earth Gang: Trouble in Paradise.