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The Adventures of Splendid Forsythe: Time Travelers Never Die
Best friends as kids. Enemies as adults.
It’s July 16, 1969. In New Jersey, two boys, Splendid and his best friend Eric, built a water-powered rocket for Splendid to blast off and join the Apollo astronauts on their journey to the moon.
In 1987, ex-astronaut Splendid returns home to find Eric, now a wealthy businessman, seeking revenge for betraying him. With plans to kill him, Eric’s weapon is an alien time machine he discovered. He transports Splendid to the year 2022 to drown in the ocean off the coast of Iceland. He is rescued. Eric perseveres, banishing Splendid to multiple timelines where he finds his way back to 2022.
Desperate, Eric believes he’s finally found the perfect solution—sending Splendid (and the woman who has helped him) 65 million years into the past as dinner for the dinosaurs.
What did Splendid do to make his best friend want to kill him? Will he make it back home to 1987? Find out in The Adventures of Splendid Forsythe: Time Travelers Never Die.
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(there are no) Answers to the Mysteries:
Do YOU have questions that NEED answers?
BIGFOOT—Is it just a foot, or does it have a whole body attached?
GHOSTS—Where do they shop for clothes?
LIFE AFTER DEATH—Will you need a driver’s license?
UFOs—They gave the Vikings deodorant, doubling their life expectancy.
You will read interviews with ghosts, scientists, farmers, and plumbers. People who have had contact with Bigfoot, the reincarnated, aliens, and MORE!
The biggest mystery: Ronald Smith claimed he was invincible and willing to prove it. A junkyard owner offered the challenge of escaping from his automobile compactor. Smith accepted, sitting in a 1965 Chevy, and was crushed into a one-inch cube. Men screamed, women fainted, and children applauded when Mr. Smith emerged as the world’s only one-inch man!
Three words in the title, “there are no”, inform the reader NO answers will be given! With stories like these, some questions are better left unanswered. Scroll up to buy Answers to the Mysteries: An Exploration of the Unknown and find out why!
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Five Pumpkins & A Head:
Nick is a struggling standup comedian in his twenties who works the graveyard shift as a security guard in a factory possessed by a dark, evil entity.
As the tale unfolds, Nick daydreams about his former fiancé while struggling to understand the unearthly events happening around him at work.
Suddenly, a nightclub appears in the basement of the empty factory at midnight. He hears the laughter. There are calls for him to get on stage and tell jokes. He feels terror.
Walking on his security rounds, surrounded by giant machines, dim lighting, and sharp, black shadows, he finds an employee frozen in a block of ice. He climbs stairs in a narrow hallway to the second floor, where the ceiling descends, trying to crush him.
The evil that surrounds him at work follows into his private life. When he goes out for a night on the town, it follows him.
He’s trapped in the night in a factory that wants him dead. Nick retreats into his daydreams to give him the strength to live.
Find out why, wherever he goes, the Evil Spirit follows.
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He’s running for president. The favorite to win.
The day before the election, Harry Keaton got drunk and robbed a bank. On Election Day morning, he assembled a team of fixers. He has only sixteen hours to succeed.
Will Harry move into the White House? Or a jail cell? Find out in Election Day for President of the United States: Breaking the Law.
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Good Morning: Your Guide to Utter Nonsense:
“Good Morning” is a collection of thoughts, opinions, and gibberish to inspire your life.
Once I took the subway home but I couldn’t fit it in my living room.
I considered becoming a political revolutionary until I learned the hours weren’t steady and I couldn’t collect unemployment.
I made a fortune in the stock market thanks to my dog. I’d mention a particular stock, and if he barked once, I’d buy it. Twice, I wouldn’t.
One woman I went out with demanded that I be faithful. I thought she was talking about being religious.
I still drive my first car. My grandfather sold it to me. It was his first car.
I bought some dehydrated meals for a camping trip. It came packaged with dehydrated water. Not sure what to do.
Need more insight? Seeking inspiration? A reality check? Then look no further because you will find your answers in my book!
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“Who are these people?” asked Jim.
“Some believe the Earth is flat. Others believe the Earth is flat and a six-sided square.”
“You mean a cube? They believe the Earth is a cube?!”
“Yes, and they’re fighting each other for world dominance.”
It began in Dublin, Ireland, where Jim and Elaine were enjoying a romantic getaway. But their vacation took a dangerous turn when a stranger slipped a digital memory card into Jim’s hand before disappearing into the crowd.
Suddenly, they are thrust into the middle of a deadly power struggle between rival gangs and corrupt politicians stopping at nothing to get their hands on the card.
They were threatened, kidnapped, and chased across Ireland and Iceland to hand it over. Some wanted it destroyed. Others wanted it for the power it would give them. A hitman was hired to get it.